posts tagged "tumblriffico"

http://loserbeam.tumblr.com/ ↘

i am tumblring this tumblr because it is my friend matt, and he is awesome. i cross my fingers forever that Hugo Schwyzer dies in a reverse time machine accident that also erases all of our memories so it’s like he never existed, and matt takes his place and isn’t the Worst Person Who Has Ever Existed (TM - by Hugo Schwyzer).

bonus if you follow him right this very second: he is really, really funny. that is also the bonus if you follow him later, or never at all, because his being funny is not conditional to your following his tumblr. 

and it was super selfish of you to think that in the first place.

this is my 8,000 like.

this is my 8,000 like.

holly-flax:

so did you guys know that apparently olivia munn’s stint on the daily show was appointed accurate representation of every woman in comedy ever?
ugh @ people who say men are funnier. NO. FUNNY PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER.

i don’t find john stewart funny. therefore, by the transitive property, men are not funny.

no? that’s not how that works? hmmm.
reblog   source:punditconfessions  holly-flax-deactivated20110902   notes:20   posted:2 years ago   tags:feminism  comedy  tv  tumblriffico  

holly-flax:

so did you guys know that apparently olivia munn’s stint on the daily show was appointed accurate representation of every woman in comedy ever?

ugh @ people who say men are funnier. NO. FUNNY PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER.

i don’t find john stewart funny. therefore, by the transitive property, men are not funny.

no? that’s not how that works? hmmm.

oldfilmsflicker:

Today is day one of the 3-day mini Pedro Almodóvar festival at the Castro Theatre. I am going to all three days even though my cold isn’t 100% better. ¡Viva Pedro!

the castro is crazzzyyyy nice. peaches christ is doing a showgirls deal on the 26th (? i think?) that i am upset i am missing.
reblog   notes:33   posted:2 years ago   tags:¡Viva Pedro!  frisco!  tumblriffico  reblog reply  theatres  

oldfilmsflicker:

Today is day one of the 3-day mini Pedro Almodóvar festival at the Castro Theatre. I am going to all three days even though my cold isn’t 100% better. ¡Viva Pedro!

the castro is crazzzyyyy nice. peaches christ is doing a showgirls deal on the 26th (? i think?) that i am upset i am missing.

for bay-leaf ↘

They are called back seam stockings. Go get some!

Reblog if you are adopted.

wewerewarned:

bedtimebaddie:

goldnmorning:

r3sistance:

fagology:

500daysofgayness:

Well, nobody told you to be a dumbass & not use protection.. but that’s just my input.

oh sorry let me ask the rapist to stop and put a condom on before he attacks me :-))))

^

Political buzz words.  Pro-Life and Pro-Choice.  Just cuz a person is Pro-choice does not make them Pro-death.   When it’s your child who has been molested by a friend or family member, and she feels her only option is this you may change your mind.  
Women do terrible things to themselves.  Harm themselves and even kills themselves because they feel like there’s no way out.  There are also circumstances that lead to those choices.  Personally, I’ve never been in that situation, nor do I believe I could make that choice.  But I’m not gonna take a stand with a politician and say I’m Pro-Life.  I don’t agree with buzz words.  I believe it’s a choice.  And of all the things that some doctors legally provide to their patients, this is the least of our worries.  Stop buying into the political firestorm.  

Shut your legs or take the pill or shut up. Pro life over here.
I do not believe it’s a choice. Not when that choice is killing or not killing when you could just as easily give it away. Obviously rape is a different story. But being the dumb drunk chick at a party is no excuse for an abortion.
The choice is whether or not you are mature enough to accept the consequences of fucking. If not, shut. the. legs.

My sister is friends with a married couple who have conceived and had  three children, all while using MULTIPLE forms of birth control. With  the fun new laws being passed lately in my state, they are afraid to  ever have sex again, as it may soon be illegal to have an abortion before most women know they are pregnant. They don’t want another kid. They can’t afford another kid. From what I know, they can’t afford another pregnancy either. (Often care during pregnancy plus the costs of birth is more expensive than abortion.)

hold up, rewind, did they just say ‘easily give it away’?
reblog   source:kaitlyiswright  wewerewarned   notes:1476   posted:2 years ago   tags:adoption  politics  tumblriffico  reblog reply  

wewerewarned:

bedtimebaddie:

goldnmorning:

r3sistance:

fagology:

500daysofgayness:

Well, nobody told you to be a dumbass & not use protection.. but that’s just my input.

oh sorry let me ask the rapist to stop and put a condom on before he attacks me :-))))

^

Political buzz words.  Pro-Life and Pro-Choice.  Just cuz a person is Pro-choice does not make them Pro-death.   When it’s your child who has been molested by a friend or family member, and she feels her only option is this you may change your mind.  

Women do terrible things to themselves.  Harm themselves and even kills themselves because they feel like there’s no way out.  There are also circumstances that lead to those choices.  Personally, I’ve never been in that situation, nor do I believe I could make that choice.  But I’m not gonna take a stand with a politician and say I’m Pro-Life.  I don’t agree with buzz words.  I believe it’s a choice.  And of all the things that some doctors legally provide to their patients, this is the least of our worries.  Stop buying into the political firestorm.  

Shut your legs or take the pill or shut up. Pro life over here.

I do not believe it’s a choice. Not when that choice is killing or not killing when you could just as easily give it away. Obviously rape is a different story. But being the dumb drunk chick at a party is no excuse for an abortion.

The choice is whether or not you are mature enough to accept the consequences of fucking. If not, shut. the. legs.

My sister is friends with a married couple who have conceived and had three children, all while using MULTIPLE forms of birth control. With the fun new laws being passed lately in my state, they are afraid to ever have sex again, as it may soon be illegal to have an abortion before most women know they are pregnant. They don’t want another kid. They can’t afford another kid. From what I know, they can’t afford another pregnancy either. (Often care during pregnancy plus the costs of birth is more expensive than abortion.)

hold up, rewind, did they just say ‘easily give it away’?

[So I was censored by the tumblr staff?] ↘

so-treu:

liquornspice:

latinosexuality:

comingonstrong:

tranquality:

brownroundboi:

white privilege and supremacy all over the internets. love how white racism gets their “feelings” hurt and that means, all POC comments/ideas/concerns gets erased.

TUMBLR STAFF, this is ridiculous and unacceptable.

sapphrikah:

So I was censored by the tumblr staff?

This is disturbing as all fuck to me.

Yesterday, if you guys were on, I reblogged a post from brownroundboi of a pictures of a white girl from Ireland “dressed up” as Lafayette from True Blood complete with full blackface. The caption I added said something like “File under: clues that you’re a racist fuck.” Several others reblogged it as well in disgust of course.

I then reblogged something from the same girl of a peace of kitchen “artwork” that looked quite minstrel-esque to me too. Which is miraculously still up on my blog. So then she came to me with a slightly-lengthy message about how she’s not racist, she loves Lafayette, she felt like we were being hateful and that was our faults, and even asked me if she wore her Lionel Richie shirt would that mean she was “making fun” of him too?

I was so civil to her, for the fact that she reached out. Of course I told her how wrong she is, and I told her why as well. But I actually even commended her for coming forward. I answered her privately so that her message would get to her for sure, and then posted a completely independent text post of the exchange for my followers to see. Today, all of the posts, including her original and all of our reblogs, PLUS the stand-alone version of the question she asked me, have been deleted. That means someone had to actually GO THROUGH my blog and select that stand-alone post and remove it.

The only thing I can think is that she claimed harassment. Which is ridiculous. Her blackface was harassing to the black race. But if we call out one little white girl all of the important constructive things we say get fucking deleted?! That’s gotdamn scary if you ask me. I don’t even know what to say, tumblr staff. Seriously, why is she being protected? This is just freakin’ scary.

Oh shit

What in the flying fuck, tumblr? Wow, that is beyond low. I’m both shocked and appalled that they would choose this manner in which to handle things and worse yet, side with the wrong-doer. SMDH!

triflin. tumblr. triflin. but i knew who “ran” tumblr and i knew he wasn’t for net neutrality for ALL people as this demonstrates. 

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK???? Oh hell naw! It is tumblr smash time. Detroit Bitch hulk gloves are coming out. As BA said, Open season on Black girls is OVER! Fuck this shit…

ok, so i wasn’t trippin. cause i could not find that reblog for life. and this is why.

i am still wtfing about the blackface. that was literally the most blatantly offensive thing i’ve seen in a long time. but this is f’d up. 

omg spam accts

pls stop.

I felt no love for Steve Carell’s character Michael Scott. I found him to be not only ignorant, but also self-absorbed and childish.
[…]
Why would anyone want to watch a show with this character as its lead?

But I was determined to understand the show’s popularity, so I kept watching. I began to realize why it made me so uncomfortable; it’s in fact the show’s greatest strength. The Office, unlike other shows that deal with this topic on a regular basis, is not interested in teaching white viewers lessons about race and racism. It is interested in providing its POC viewers with a catharsis, a chance to see their daily experiences validated by mainstream media.

-

Joi Foley, “What The Office Does Right That 30 Rock Does Not” (via Racialicious)

super weird to find myself quoted on Tumblr! but also super awesome.

For real?

someone reblogged my dealbreak #1 post with this load of auld shyte:

"Dealbreaker #2: She watches and talk about too much fake Reality Tv Housewives etc etc. Or has the nerve to say Batman really wasn’t that good. (this has happened and she was dismissed)"

dismissed? really? gfy.

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