why don’t deli counters stay open till the grocery store closes? don’t they know i have a motherfing picnic to attend tomorrow? ON AN ISLAND?!
Dealbreaker #1: You don’t like movies/TV.
in fact, this is not even a dealbreaker. if you don’t like movies/TV, we will start talking, and we will instantly not get along. we could be talking about the weather, and i will just know you and i won’t get along.